yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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