escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Every concussion has its silver lining
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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