found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
She is in my trunk
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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