shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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