hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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