Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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