i barfeds in our rink
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
This house was built for laser tag.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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