Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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