Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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