After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Randomize
