He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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