there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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