it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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