I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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