All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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