I just made out with a guy for $7.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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