Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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