no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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