I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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