marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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