do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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