That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
You've changed since you got that strap on
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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