They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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