What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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