So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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