Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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