do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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