The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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