What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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