Grow some girl-balls and come out already
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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