i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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