Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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