do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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