dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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