I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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