mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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