the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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