so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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