Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
