yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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