It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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