Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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