Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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