U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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