You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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