my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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