Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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