Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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