fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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