I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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