a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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