it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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