I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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