that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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