I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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