So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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