i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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