Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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