So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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